i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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