We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
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It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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