How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
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