just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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