Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Just pee around me
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
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