found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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