oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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