It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I need water and some morals
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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