Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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