I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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