pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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