I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
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Everything about him screamed your future.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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