But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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