Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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