he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'm too high and old for this...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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