champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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