You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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