Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
what if I'm pregnant?
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You can't special order awesome
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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