What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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