I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
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Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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