This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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