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(248): View more from Michigan

well I can't set my house on fire every night

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.

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(734): View more from Michigan

TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity

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(515): View more from Iowa

nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right

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(847): View more from Illinois

He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.

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(858): View more from California

Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Look, I need your help, not your judgment.

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