Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
God I need to hump something, right now.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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