i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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