you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
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Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
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Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I am mentally ready for anal.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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