how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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