then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
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I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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