Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
50% drunk capacity currently
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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