Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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