Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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