so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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