I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
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And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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