You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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