Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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