He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
My bed smells like the plague
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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