Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
The adults are the big ones right?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Randomize
