Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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