Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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