And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Is Oprah even human
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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