yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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