not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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