Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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