have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I'm way too hungover for life right now
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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