i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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