please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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