ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
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When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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