I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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