Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
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They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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