you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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