So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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