Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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