people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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