Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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