what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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