Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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