I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
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Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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