Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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