i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
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I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
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I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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