Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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